I was watching ‘Loose Women’ today as I often do at lunchtime (a little light relief in my otherwise busy day!) and was amused by the little gizmo they brought out to test on Jane McDonald which Denise Welch described as ‘Rub my Dickie’. This obviously resulted in great mirth as they all examined the massaging bath duck.

As bath ducks go, this little guy gets extra marks for novelty value. I’m not sure you’d actually put him in your bath, although it is fully waterproof, but it’s guaranteed to soothe those aching muscles and leave you feeling relaxed. This is not your bog standard bath time duck - this Duckie even comes with it’s own sexy feather boa and a bit of bling on it’s beak (Swarovski Crystal). This cute little duck is also the sole of discretion - it quietly vibrates as it massages those hard to reach places.

A male model kindly demonstrated the benefits of ‘Rub my Dickie!’ It has to be said that he looked a little bemused as he rubbed the duck across Jane’s shoulder blades. The reason became apparent when Denise later realised that this quakers toy is actually called ‘Rub my Duckie’ - oh dear - what are those Loose Ladies like!